How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

In soviet Russia...things are different

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

Want to hear a joke? Obama

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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