why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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gingers

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Who is John Galt?

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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Was in a coma, survived trough smoke and mirrors, and I had 3 separated sections of my order in order to test the efficiency of my words, united we are about 6.800.000 people. Excuse my anger below, I mean I was in a coma and ended up on some hard painkillers, and while I am still tapering down on a "totally medicinally safe" dosage of 20 mg valium its a bitch, even for a guy that enjoys a mild painkiller every now and then in order to focus. Excuse my excessive typing, its paincontrol vs the stress and all 64 side effects of valium. I am alive, and my followers know that, I do not mean to brag, but Neronism tends to end up fucked up when I am gone with people trying to live up to what only I can do apparently, so I decided it was time to mash the separate groups together... Btw, we live at point zero now, if you do not know where that is, I can inform you at later time. But be quick about it if you have more questions, we only chat on horsehead due the "discussed hours"

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Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

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Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

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Ha! You're so gay that I respect the sexuality you were born with and I feel completely comfortable with, and happy for, you and your preferences.

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What did the bartender say to the three-legged Irishman? What can I get you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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