What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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