- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

sucks Syntax...

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

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