- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

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