You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

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Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

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whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

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Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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what do you call a young man? a little boy

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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What do you call a black man? Rob

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

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NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

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Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

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Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

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Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

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What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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