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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

A man walked into a bar owch

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

Why so serious? Your brother died.

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Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Stop Iran! We need the money.

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

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