What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

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do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

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Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

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Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

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Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

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What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

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How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

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Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

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Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

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knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

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Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

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Anti Joke

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