- Anti Joke

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

sucks Syntax...

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

what is orange? an orange

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.