- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

womans having rights.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

Jack Stevens

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

I? Everett

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

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