- Anti Joke

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

i had sex.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

You're so sweet I have diabetes

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

Women

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.