yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

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Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

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yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

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What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

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Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

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A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

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A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

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What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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