- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

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