- Anti Joke

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Stop procrastinating.

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Good job, son.

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Stop procrastinating.

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

Anti Joke

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What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Good job, son.

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Stop procrastinating.

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

I did not thumb this up myself!... *click* Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...