- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

Stealth baseballs record

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

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