three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

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A man found out that he had hit the lottery and would be receiving 300 million dollars, but he had to fly to china to do so. The man took a plane to China from New York and would arrive within the next several hours. Meanwhile, in australia a god-cow was producing infinitely large amounts of concentrated milk. His milk was so infinitely large in mass that it collapsed on its own mass and turned into black hole; absorbing the entire Earth. The man never got to receive his money from winning the lottery

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Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

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Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his bike? He didn't have a bike, his family was very poor and did have much money. Therefore a bike for Timmy was the last of their concerns.

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I was watching two muffins baking in an oven. One said to the other, "Wow, it's hot in here." The other one said "Wow! A talking muffin!" I went to my psychiatrist the next day, to increase the dosage on my medication.

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You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

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What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

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Your adopted

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he got hit by a bus. Why did he get hit by a bus? Because his mom was laughing. Why was his mom laughing? Because she was driving the bus. Why was she driving the bus? Because the boy fell off a swing. Why did he fall off a swing? Because he didn't have any arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because his diabetic monkey had the flu. Why did his diabetic monkey have the flu? Because the boy was crying.

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What's green and has wheels? Weed. I lied about the wheels.

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What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls from a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.

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Where do you study to get a good education? A library, at home, or at another quiet location where it is easy to concentrate.

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

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This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

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What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

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What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

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