So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

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When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

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How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

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What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

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Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

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what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

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Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

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Today is jessica's birthday and she is turnig 6 She walks in the living room to tell her dad its her birthday. Jessica"Dad, Dad guess how old i am today!" Dad "How old?" Jessica"6 dad im am 6". she walks into the kitchen to tell her Grandad Jessica" papa papa guess how old i am today" Grandad"Well for me to know this you would have to take of your panties" as he tells her she did as she was told. her grandad fingers her and smells her panties. He tells her "You are 6 today" Jessica"How did you know" Grandad"I listen as you told your dad in the dinning room".

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once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

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whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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