Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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Sarah Palin

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I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

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Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

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Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

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If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

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Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

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what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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