- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

who's a slut... you're mom

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

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