- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

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