Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

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There was a boy named Steven, a son of a rich business man. Steven was an interesting child though, as he always kept care to one of his possessions. That possession being a plain, old, brown box. On Steven's fourth birthday his father said he could have anything in the world he wanted, just name it. Steven said he wanted two quarters to put in his box. The father agreed and gave his son two quarters to put in his box. Every year the father would say he could have anything he wished for, and Steven just asked for two quarters. Nothing more. On Steven's 18th birthday he got into a severe car crash. The father stood over the hospital bed where Steven lay. "I can get you the best doctors in the world. They can save you, please let me get you this for your birthday!" The boy shook his head. "All I want is two quarters" Steven replied. The father was distraught. "Son, tell me why you've wanted these two quarters every year you have been alive instead of anything else in the world". The boy complied. "Fine I'll tell you." Then Steven died before he could tell the father. The End.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

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Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

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What's brown and sticky A stick

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A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

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What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

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Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

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What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

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What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

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A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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