Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

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whats black and strange a paki

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Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

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What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

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What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

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Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

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What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

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What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

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whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

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what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

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Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

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Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

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A jew enters a mall.

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What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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