Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

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Shltskc gw? G

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A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

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What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

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What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

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What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

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WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

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Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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