- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ slams door

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

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Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

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Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ *slams door*