Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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women's rights

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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what is brown and wet? Muddy water

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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