baloney sandwich

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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What does? 42

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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Baby Seal walks into a club.

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Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The horse unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

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A middle aged man goes to a psychic. She tells him that he has prostate cancer, and his wife has been cheating on him for the past 3 years.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

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Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

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Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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What did the man say to his doctor?

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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