josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

The Blonde walked into a wall.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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