whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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What's up? Your time.

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Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

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everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

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What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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Why did Martha Stewart's skin hurt? My friend has a skin condition :( and is dying, skin cancer is not something to make fun of.

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What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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haha

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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