Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

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Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

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12 niqqa 12.

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How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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men

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The moment where Perfect Cell returns declaring he has become "even more perfect" There is no level above perfect :P But sure Cell, strive to improve further on your "perfection", oh he is dead nevermind. Still my favorite character, narcissist, with a touch of class, and a sadistic personality, what more can you wish for?

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Q:What were Helen Keller's dying words? A: Speaking is difficult when you have no way of hearing others. Apart from that, just hours before you die, you become unaware of your surroundings, and have a harder time communicating. Both these problems merged together made it basically impossible for her to speak before death.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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The ability to live the life of a dead person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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