What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

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How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

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Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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You know those people that learned the true name of God, as God asked kindly... ...Well you know God can be nice sometimes but he actually COMMANDED they keep his name secret forever? They became the first people known as Jehova`s witnesses... JEHOVAH<<< SECRET NAME ANYBODY? So much for keeping his secret name guys! They claim that only a few thousand humans will ascend to heaven, in other words all of the JEHOVA`s witnesses... All two billions of them or something... For keeping his name (Cough JEHOVAH) secret. SUCCESS!

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

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Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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women's rights.

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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