What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

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add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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I'm rick james bitch

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Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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