- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

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I just drank a cola.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

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