Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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