Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

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If God gives you lemons you find a new God

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what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

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A seal walks into a club.

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

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What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

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Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

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A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

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A pope meets another one

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

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Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

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Thanks, I admire your sincerity, and I am happy to see that I got a lot more in common with you, than with well, my nerdy and geeky friends, which are not reading this here and now unless they are going against their orders and messing up their own work schedule. I just want you to know that I have fallen in love with you Nero, and if that is a problem for you, please let me know ASAP.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

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Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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