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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

why do asprins work? Because they're white

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

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