Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: You open the door put the giraffe in and the close the door. Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? A: You open the door to the refrigerator take the giraffe out then put the elephant in and close the door. Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend but one, which one is it? A: The elephant it's in the fridge Q: You have to cross a river that is inhabited by crocodiles how do you cross it? A: You swim across, the crocodiles are at the animal conference.

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

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this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

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what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

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Who is worse than Adolf Hitler? Lebron James

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What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

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What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

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You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

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There are ten million million million million million million million million million million million sub-atomic particles in the universe that we can observe. Your mamma took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd...

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Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

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Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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wanna hear a joke womens rights

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What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

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What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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