Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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