- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

What black and has children A black man

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

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