How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

What's your guys names?

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

What's greasier than a baby? A burger

jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

Hi what I lug you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

Guest what in the butt

Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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