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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

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