What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Robin, get in the car, please.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

Chuck Norris is dead......

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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