- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Sir, your wife is dead

Adam Chebali has no life

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

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