What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

Black people in Camden NJ.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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