- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Actually it was me Josh brown

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

A seal walks into a club.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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