Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

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if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

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why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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What's 2+2? Fish

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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AIDS.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

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What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

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what to call someone thats gay zak

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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