- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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