- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

Your mother is average.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

run farther?

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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