- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

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