- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Flowers are colors Love me

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

hi michael

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

What's blue? The sky.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 went to war and when he came back, he was really messed up. One day he took 2 into a dark alley and beat him up really badly. Now, it's not just 6 who is afraid, but everyone.

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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