Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

i wonder who made this website? a human

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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