- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

Hats better than a stick? A stone

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

:D STORY TIME! :D ... :D So once upon a time there was a... :) Uhm... :\ I forgot... Sorry :(

What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

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