What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Are you black? Kill yourself.

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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