What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

WHAT THE BABIES?!

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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