Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

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if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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FUCK YOU

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

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I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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