- Anti Joke

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

Who is big and stupid My brother

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

9/11 my birthday

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

A seal walks into a club.

My mum is called Steve

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.