- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

Justin Bieber

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

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