- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

I C U P White stuff

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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