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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

7+5=12

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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