Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Not really a anti joke: Superman is flying over town when he suddenly spots a completely naked Spiderwoman moaning and all sweaty while rubbing her her legs, This gets Superman really h0rny but does not want to get caught, so he flies down and bangs away so fast nobody notices a thing a thing and leaves. Spiderwoman: Hey honey whats wrong? Please come lie on top of me again! Invisible Man: AAAAAAARGH!!! IT FEELS LIKE I HAVE A DAMN BOWLING BALL UP MY ASS HOLE!!!

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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