- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

Justin's life

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

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