- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

Nickelback.

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

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*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."