**** *** *** ****** *** ** *** ***? ***** I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was **** hilarious.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

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Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

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Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

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Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

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Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

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Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

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What are blacks scared of? The kkk

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

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What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

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A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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