Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

Oh my God! A talking dog!

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

I'm gay.

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

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friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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