- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Knock knock Fuck off!

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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