- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

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