- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Women's Rights.

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

why are balck people black because they are

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

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