- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

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