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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

tea with milk?

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Get some flipping new jokes people

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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