- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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