- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

why did the zebra cross the road?

united we sit, cause we're fat

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

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