- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

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