- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

what do you get when you use heroin aids.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

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