- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Flowers are colors Love me

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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