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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

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